A?typical?Midwestern?18?year-old?freshman?at?a?large?state?university?eager?to?delve?into?the?college?party?life,?instead?discovers?that?school?is?not?the?beer-driven,?sexual?fantasy?of?his?imagination.?Determined?to?do?anything?to?obtain?the?girl?of?his?dreams?(a?gorgeous?but?reluctant?sorority?girl),?he?decides?to?adopt?a?gay?identity?in?order?to?insinuate?himself?in?her?life.?This?casual?charade,?however,?quickly?lands?him?in?a?morass?of?campus?activism,?gender?warfare,?fraternity?hazes,?sorority?torture,?"coming?out"?narratives,?political?martyrdom,?and?ultimately,?a?university-wide?meltdown.